after huge demand here is a tutorial on how to draw a goat’s portrait in photoshop CS5

i have seen a lot of guys with these tshirts with full frontal naked ladies on them and it makes me think - why don’t you see tshirts for sale in normal stores with fully naked men on them? why don’t women wear more of these tshirts? well i am here to change that. with the booming success of my ed miliband body pillow i have decided to branch out into another female-targeted cloth based item. for only £59.99/$150.00 you could have a tshirt with the above image printed on it. people will take one look at you wearing this tshirt and will think “this person is probably carrying a concealed weapon as they are so outside of social norms and not giving a fuck but still like to remain artistic with tasteful color filters” everyone will think you are so cool with your sexuality and will want to be friends with you - it works for men! CONCEALED CASH ONLY

i have seen a lot of guys with these tshirts with full frontal naked ladies on them and it makes me think - why don’t you see tshirts for sale in normal stores with fully naked men on them? why don’t women wear more of these tshirts? well i am here to change that. with the booming success of my ed miliband body pillow i have decided to branch out into another female-targeted cloth based item. for only £59.99/$150.00 you could have a tshirt with the above image printed on it. people will take one look at you wearing this tshirt and will think “this person is probably carrying a concealed weapon as they are so outside of social norms and not giving a fuck but still like to remain artistic with tasteful color filters” everyone will think you are so cool with your sexuality and will want to be friends with you - it works for men! CONCEALED CASH ONLY

Here is a protrait I did of film and television actor Christopher Walken. Positive feedback only. 19 hours of work. I actually decided to start contouring the face similar to how make up artists do. You can’t notice it but i’ve actually used darker and lighter shades on concave and convex areas to bring more definition. The commissioner was extremely happy with the outcome. POSITIVE FEEDBACK ONLY 

Here is a protrait I did of film and television actor Christopher Walken. Positive feedback only. 19 hours of work. I actually decided to start contouring the face similar to how make up artists do. You can’t notice it but i’ve actually used darker and lighter shades on concave and convex areas to bring more definition. The commissioner was extremely happy with the outcome. POSITIVE FEEDBACK ONLY 

“What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure?” Having the best Valentines night in with my best friend, my lover, my partner, my rock x Happy Valentines Day

“What is love, but an emotion,

So strong and so pure

That nurtured and shared with another

All tests it will endure?”

Having the best Valentines night in with my best friend, my lover, my partner, my rock x

Happy Valentines Day

Here is a video I made to accompany the Ed Miliband body pillow I am selling. I hope you find it as sexual as I did. 

I am taking commissions for these Ed Miliband body pillows. On side one: He is ignoring you in front of the press, in front of everyone, no one must know about your forbidden love… On side two: Look into Miliband’s exhausted face after he has been worked! Only £70 shipped. Please drop me an email if interested. Be quick as these will sell out fast and I only have 150 printed. 

I am taking commissions for these Ed Miliband body pillows.

On side one: He is ignoring you in front of the press, in front of everyone, no one must know about your forbidden love…

On side two: Look into Miliband’s exhausted face after he has been worked!

Only £70 shipped. Please drop me an email if interested. Be quick as these will sell out fast and I only have 150 printed. 

oh phil collins you shouldn’t have

oh phil collins
you shouldn’t have

Things someone somewhere has masturbated over

  • your dog peeing
  • someone asking them to buy HB pencils and they bought B accidentally then had to go back and exchange them and then it turns out they didn’t even have HB so they had to get a refund
  • you receiving a mark on a test in high school that was less than what you expected but you didn’t really work as hard as you could anyway
  • the final level of Kirby’s Dream Land for gameboy
  • their tamagotchi dying/neglecting their tamagotchi
  • Prometheus, like the entire film

I haven’t done it to any of the above but I have to this one:

  • Ed Miliband is voted leader of the Labour party due to his implied malleability at the hands of the Unions leaving his brother’s political career in ashes

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