after huge demand here is a tutorial on how to draw a goat’s portrait in photoshop CS5
i have seen a lot of guys with these tshirts with full frontal naked ladies on them and it makes me think - why don’t you see tshirts for sale in normal stores with fully naked men on them? why don’t women wear more of these tshirts? well i am here to change that. with the booming success of my ed miliband body pillow i have decided to branch out into another female-targeted cloth based item. for only £59.99/$150.00 you could have a tshirt with the above image printed on it. people will take one look at you wearing this tshirt and will think “this person is probably carrying a concealed weapon as they are so outside of social norms and not giving a fuck but still like to remain artistic with tasteful color filters” everyone will think you are so cool with your sexuality and will want to be friends with you - it works for men! CONCEALED CASH ONLY
Here is a protrait I did of film and television actor Christopher Walken. Positive feedback only. 19 hours of work. I actually decided to start contouring the face similar to how make up artists do. You can’t notice it but i’ve actually used darker and lighter shades on concave and convex areas to bring more definition. The commissioner was extremely happy with the outcome. POSITIVE FEEDBACK ONLY
I am taking commissions for these Ed Miliband body pillows.
On side one: He is ignoring you in front of the press, in front of everyone, no one must know about your forbidden love…
On side two: Look into Miliband’s exhausted face after he has been worked!
Only £70 shipped. Please drop me an email if interested. Be quick as these will sell out fast and I only have 150 printed.
I haven’t done it to any of the above but I have to this one: